Alaa & Ahmed — The June Call Report
Alaa, I checked the numbers… and apparently we were not just talking. We were running a full-time happiness service.
Etisalat counted the minutes. I counted the smiles. 😊
Personal SIM
Company SIM
📋 Official Finding
We are very bad at short calls. Evidence: 91 calls.
🌙 Late-Night Department
6h 47m after 11 PM. Sleep tried. Alaa won.
🎙️ The Longest Call
1h 02m at 2:29 AM. This was not a call. This was a mini podcast.
⚡ "Quick Call?"
Ahmed: quick call? Invoice: absolutely not.
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🌙 Late night (23:00–05:59)29 calls · 6h 47m
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🌆 Evening (18:00–22:59)46 calls · 3h 00m
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☀️ Afternoon (12:00–17:59)12 calls · 1h 36m
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🌅 Morning (06:00–11:59)4 calls · 17m
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1h 02m06 Jun · 2:29 AM
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51m08 Jun · 11:34 PM
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48m10 Jun · 11:50 PM
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43m 57s29 Jun · 11:29 PM
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41m10 Jun · 4:19 PM
The reason I kept calling
"This picture alone explains at least 11 hours of calls."
No further investigation needed. 💕
🎯 Final Conclusion
We had so much fun, and honestly, I would happily repeat the same "mistake" next month.
🎬 Movie Night: Obsession
We watched Obsession together, and somehow the movie was not even the main event. The real highlight was us laughing, reacting, and making the night feel special.
🚗🌙 Late-Night Car Ride Department
We also had so many night car rides. No invoice can calculate those moments — the songs, the random talks, the silence, the laughs, and the peaceful roads.
🫣 Ahmed's Failed Master Plan
Fun fact: I thought you would get afraid during the movie, then hold my hand… so I mentally prepared myself for that moment. Unfortunately, I overestimated the movie and underestimated you.
Prepared hand: ready. Scary moment: loading forever. 😂
Alaa, this page is my official proof. 💕
June was full of calls, laughs, late nights, and random stories. Some people save memories in photos. Apparently, I save them in Etisalat invoices. Thank you for making the month lighter, funnier, and much more beautiful.